Fortune cookies not always have serious messages inside it. Sometimes we get funny and hilarious fortune cookie messages that makes us to laugh hard even if we don’t want to laugh. In this article, you will see the same type of message. We have collected some hilarious fortune cookie messages from the web and We are sure you will love these funny messages and share it with your friends.
Enjoy the gallery of “25 Hilarious Fortune Cookie Messages” that will make you to laugh hard. Which is your favorite one? Share it if you like it.
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1. Best way to sell more Chinese food
This restaurant know it very well how to sell their food more that why give such messages.
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2. Is it a message or threat?
Are they giving him a message or a threat? It is hard to understand.
3. Tell us more!
Tell us more fortune cookie. We were not aware of this.
4. Fortune cookie has made you famous
The man who received this message must be very lucky. Fortune cookie has made him famous.
5. Just like a new born baby
This fortune cookie message has just born just like a new born baby. Welcome to earth.
6. Yes! he can do nothing else more
If I had received this message, I would burn that restaurant into ashes.
7. And Alien will take you to mars
What a kiddy messages we are recieving these days in fortune cookies. Seriously!
8. Why they did this?
If you don’t have any message remaining, send such messages to costumers. This is what they are doing these days.
I mean what? and they also mean what..? but what is what..?
10. Run! They are coming for you
Yes run and don’t pay the bill because this is what they deserve.
11. Are you giving it free?
They are ordering him like they are going to give him shrimp free of cost.
12. Only a fool will come again
You think you can make people fool? You’re wrong fortune cookie. They will surely not coming again after reading this.
13. They will suck your brother
Vampires are hungry and they are coming to suck your blood so, run for your life.
14. So don’t leave your seat
Another way to make more money. They are sucking people money like blood.
15. This is all your fault
How is it our fault? It is your cookie’s fault who gives us this message.
16. This is what I always do
Blame your computer if you have not completed your work. This is what we all do.
17. Time to learn Chinese
This is best way to promote your language. Give it as an order to learn it in fortune cookie.
18. The golden rule you should follow
Fortune cookie has just give you a golden rule to follow. Don’t ignore it, a life lesson is hidden it.
19. May the odds be with you
You have been chosen for the hunger games. We hope you will come back alive.
20. Not for heart patient
If you have a problem with your heart and you receive this message, don’t turn it.
21. I said don’t turn it
I warned you not to see the other side of the paper but you have not listen me.
22. It’s too late now
Now need for this. He has just finished his Chinese food so better luck next time.
23. Look for every person who has brown eyes
The most hilarious fortune you can ever receive. What if he has brown eyes?
24. Message from a prisoner
Nothing worse than to be a prisoner to be someone and he wanna get rid of prison.
25. Message from you school teacher
I think the man who baked this cookie must be a teacher in a school.